Drain, Oregon



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    Drain is a city in Douglas County, Oregon, United States. The population was 1,021 at the 2000 census. The 2007 estimate is 1,075 residents. Drain was named after a couple, Charles and Anna Drain, who were the first to settle there in the 1800s. Drain, Oregon is the only community named "Drain" in North America. Drain is located at 43°39′42″N, 123°18′53″W (43.661647, -123.314808). According to the United States Census Bureau, the city has a total area of 0.5 square miles (1.4 km²), all of it land. Drain is located at the crossroads of Oregon Route 99 and Oregon Route 38, at a pass in the Coast Range, on the way west to the Pacific Ocean. Pass Creek, a tributary of the Umpqua River runs through Drain. and floods every 40 yrs As of the census of 2000, there were 1,021 people, 397 households, and 289 families residing in the city. The population density was 1,879.0 people per square mile (730.0/km²). There were 441 housing units at an average density of 811.6/sq mi (315.3/km²). The racial makeup of the city was 90.60% White, 0.10% African American, 2.64% Native American, 0.49% Asian, 0.29% Pacific Islander, 1.57% from other races, and 4.31% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino

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    • United States
    • Oregon
    • Douglas County

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    • Pacific Time Zone

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    • 1.29499405517 km squared

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    Questions Possibly Related to Drain, Oregon

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    fine for oil discharge into storm drain in Corvallis Oregon?
    Question:
    my neighbor accidentally spilled oil in the street right next to a storm drain that leads to the Willamette river. we tried as best we could to clean it up, but there is still a giant stain in the street. We were wondering what the fine would be?

    Answer:
    You would have to ask a local official, some places may or may not have one. Next time you or your friend is playing with oil, keep a bag of sawdust or other various "oil absorbing granules" on hand. Check with your fire department, perhaps they have some or know where to get some.

    Is there more web servers in my area other then centurytel.? Drain,Oregon?

    Answer:
    Drain isn't exactly located close enough to a major metropolitian hub to have the services that you find in them, but you might find services offered out of Cottage Grove that might work for you. I would think that you would be in the AT&T/Cingular/Edge Wireless cell phone tower range with how close the town in to the I-5, so you might check with them for service. On the south coast we have Edge Wireless and they offer an service called mobilemedia/aircard where you can access the Internet with your PC via the cell phones. But the best spot I know of to look for Internet access and web hosting is findanisp.com. They show 41 companies that offer service of some sort in Drain.

    Do you have to have a master's plumber's license to operate a drain cleaning service in the state of Oregon or
    Question:
    Washington? My dad is considering moving from Texas and he does not have a master's license, not from lack of experience. I'd really like for him to be able to do this. Anyone know the answer to this? The department of labor and licensing websites were a little confusing to someone who doesn't really know what she's looking for.

    Answer:
    The state of Oregon has a really handy "business wizard" feature on their government pages -- all you need to do is answer a few questions & a list of referrals sources & possible licensing requirements will pop right up. Here's the link: http://egov.sos.state.or.us/br/pkg_bc1_web_interview.bic_home On the first page, it'll ask for the type of business activity. The easiest thing to do is to just enter the NAICS for plumbing (scroll to the bottom), which is 238220. Hope that helps!

    Were can I buy Red devil Lye Drain Cleaner in Portland Oregon or Clark County Washington.?
    Question:
    I would also like to know what else is the equvalent to that particular drain opener.

    Answer:
    http://candleandsoap.about.com/b/a/203763.htm?terms=red+devil According to About.com red devil lye is no longer in production. But, if you check out this other page, alternatives are suggested. http://candleandsoap.about.com/od/coldprocesssoapma king/a/lyesources.htm

    Does anyone know where to buy Liquid Fire drain opener in the olympia, wa. area?
    Question:
    ...or anywhere even in the state of oregon or washington?

    Answer:
    You can buy it from Amazon,cheaper than anywhere alse: http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&location=ht tp%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2F&tag=funjok-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789 &creative=9325 Hope that can help you/.

    Can I prevent cold weather from draining car battery?
    Question:
    I recently moved from Florida to Oregon. It is winter here and my some mornings my car doesn't want to start. After not driving it for 3 days I found the battery was completly dead. I replaced the battery in Florida about 5 months ago so it is a new battery. Is there anything I can do to stop the cold weather from draining the battery?

    Answer:
    The weather doesn't drain your battery, hot or cold. If it's slow to start it may need spark plugs, perhaps an oil change. Have a talk with your mechanic. It is true that batteries in very cold weather (and I'm talking below zero) lost some capacity, but they aren't drained, they just aren't as effective at 20 below as they are at 70.

    how can i drain a 87 iroc z28 camaro tank?
    Question:
    i got a 87 iroc z28 5.0 liter camaro it's really nice when its clean but it's been sitting in the rain from oregon ( dont u just hate the rain ) and it had a full tank of fuel before it was sitting and a couple of weeks ago i had a guy from les swab came out and try to get it running but it would start going but would then just die but he said to try draining the tank because now it has 3/4 of a tank and it is all gummy and thick and i was wondering if there is any thing i can use to drain the tank so i can get it running or do i need a tune up to get it running? it's been sitting for about 3 - 4 yrs

    Answer:
    You will have to drop the tank to drain it. There is no drain plug on the fuel tanks anymore. Since this car has been sitting 3 to 4 years, I would recommend replacing anything the fuel touches. Injectors regulators filters and the fuel pump. Once the tank is empty, a radiator shop can "vat" and clean the tank, or you might look into a new tank. A major clean up job on the fuel supply and return lines are needed as well...Good luck

    does anyone.......?
    Question:
    ......live in or close to drain oregon

    Answer:
    NO BUT MY POOP GOES DOWN THE DRAIN

    Sign Humor. And I dont want to hear about how long it is. I can see it myself. Or about how much time i have.?
    Question:
    A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands. At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment. At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory? At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner. At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel. At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak. At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container. At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout. At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows. At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition. At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents? At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be. At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist. Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs. Car Lot: The best way to get on your feet....Miss a car payment. Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted. Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: Hello. May we pick your nose? English Sign in German Cafe: Mothers, Please Wash Your Hands Before Eating. Gym: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear! In a Beauty Shop: Dye now! In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want. In a cleaner’s window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of. In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. In a dentist office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you. In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs. In a dry cleaner's emporium: Drop your pants here. In a dry cleaner's window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of. In a farmer’s field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but be aware that the bull charges. In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed. In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness. In a hotel during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is day care on the first floor. In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. In a Los Angeles clothing store: Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks. In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night but Sunday. In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends. In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager. In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves. In a Podiatrist's window: Time wounds all heels. In a restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up. In a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: 15 men's wool suits - $100 - They won't last an hour! In a Texas funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan. In a toilet: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. In a veterinarian’s waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! In an office building washroom: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. In an office: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board. In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken. In downtown Boston: Callahan Tunnel - NO END In front of a New Hampshire car wash: If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car. In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait. In the offices of a New Jersey loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home. In the vestry of a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished. In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work. In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here? Inside a bowling alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop. Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on Labor Day. Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons. Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges. On a butcher's window: Let me meat your needs. On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance) On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left. On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs. On a fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive. On a local plumbing company's trucks in NE Pennsylvania: Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber. On a Maine shop: Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship. On a maternity room door: Push. Push. Push. On a Music Teacher's door: Out Chopin. On a New York convalescent home: For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed. On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard — bell out of order.) On a restaurant: Try our fish just for the halibut. On a roller coaster: Watch your head. On a Scientist's door: Gone Fission On a taxidermist's window: We really know our stuff. On a Tennessee highway: Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable. On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts. On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store: Thirty-eight years on the same spot. On an United Airlines emergency exit row instruction card: If you cannot read this card... On another Butcher's window: Pleased to meat you. On the door of a Computer Store: Out for a quick byte. On the door of a Music Library: Bach in a min-u-et. On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut: No trespassing without permission. On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant: Blackened bluefish On the wall of a Baltimore estate: Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. - Sisters of Mercy Outside a country shop in West Virginia: We buy junk and sell antiques. Outside a disco: Smarts is the most exclusive disco in town. Everyone welcome. Outside a farm: Horse manure, pre-packed bags, $10. Or, do-it-yourself, $1. Outside a Hotel: Help! We need inn-experienced people. Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We heard you coming. Outside a photographer’s studio: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner. Outside a radiator repair shop: Best place in town to take a leak. Outside a second-hand store: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain. Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one Weak. Plumber: We repair what your husband Fixed. Quicksand warning: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council. Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor. Sign at the psychic's Hotline: Don't call us, we'll call you. This was seen on a car being towed by a large motor home: I go where I'm towed to. Trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: Don't sleep with a drip call your plumber. ======================================== International Signs (Mis-Translations) ======================================== Acapulco hotel sign: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. Athens Hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 daily. Athens, Greece hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results. Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man. Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push botton for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. Copenhagen airline ticket office: WE take your bags and send them in all directions. Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours--we guarantee no miscarriages. Denmark: in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. Finnish washroom faucet: To stop the drip, turn cock to right. German/Austria: a sign in a hotel catering to skiers read Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. German/Germany: in a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. Germany's Black forest sign: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose. Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service. Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. Istanbul hotel corridor sign: Please to evacuate in hall especially which is accompanied by rude noises. Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub. Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. Japanese information booklet about a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of war in your room, please control yourself. Kyushi, Japan Detour sign: Stop: Drive Sideways. Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. London department store: Bargain basement upstairs. London office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board. Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking. Majorcan shop entrance: Here speeching American. Moscow hotel lobby across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday. Moscow hotel room door: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking. Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. Roman doctor's office: Specialist in women and other diseases. Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. Sweden: in the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin. Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream. Thailand: an ad for donkey rides asked Would you like to ride on your own ass?. Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts. Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read this notice. Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you’ll find they are best in the long run. Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter. Vienna, Austria hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter. Yugoslavia: a sign in a hotel read The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. Turn to her straightaway. Yugoslavia: in the Europa Hotel, in Sarajevo, you will find this message on every door: Guests should announce the abandonment of theirs rooms before 12 o'clock, emptying the room at the latest until 14 o'clock, for the use of the room before 5 at the arrival or after the 16 o'clock at the departure, will be billed as one night more.. Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. I know they repeat themselves. I got this off of a web site and i copy and pasted it!!!

    Answer:
    Some of my favorites from the local papers... "Is your child ready for a bigger bike? Sell the little one in the shopper" "Free sheep (2). Ewe catch."

    Dial Up in 2008? Yes!?
    Question:
    I absolutely, positively, have no more than $16 dollars a month to spend on internet access!! I would like to know my options for dial up in the "rural" area I live in (Bend, Oregon). Where can I buy a modem that works on my computer from 2002 (USB 1.0 only, 1.7 Ghz celeron, etc.)? I am on a fixed income, so don't even mention broadband, DSL, replacing computer, or "getting a better job" (the latter of which causes me to lose Medicaid, resulting in $1000 in medical expenses every month down the drain). My medical condition is uncurable, meaning I am doomed to this income for life! Also, there are no wifi hotspots in this town that actually work!

    Answer:

    Water system winterization - Well power concerns?
    Question:
    We have a house in Oregon where winters are pretty mild. We leave for the entire winter. When we leave, we open the faucets on the lines that are used for irrigation after we shut off the valve in the pumphouse. This lets them evaporate and drain (as the property has a lot of slope). We then shut off the water valve to the house. We do keep the inside house temperature set to 55 degrees and there really isn't any freeze issue inside the well-insulated house, where we also turn off the Hot Water breaker. Our well pumps into a 1500 gallon storage tank (underground) and from there, the above-ground pressure pump takes the water and pressurizes the system (with a big accumulator tank...I think that is the correct name). Last year, we did this without problem and we left the circuit breakers on for both the well and the pressure pump. Now I am questioning whether that was a good idea, as any leak developing inside the system between the well pump in the ground and the valve after the pressure pump could actually become a problem if the circuits remain energized. But before I decide to turn off the two circuit breakers this year, I want to make sure I won't be causing any problems by doing so for the 6 months we'll be gone. Any thoughts? As far as the heat goes, folks have reported damage to both sheetrock and laminate floors if a house is left with no heat. The house (built in 2001) is well-insulated, so there really isn't much cost to set the thermostat to 55 and leave it there (electric heat pump). Conversely, where we winter is so hot in the summer when we are gone that we have the A/C set to 90 degrees there.

    Answer:
    Leave them off. There is no good reason to leave an energized well pump to a house that is vacant. The next obvious observation is why leave any heat on at all? For just a little more care and an air compressor you could winterize the whole house and not have to worry about it at all. Just remember the dishwasher. It needs a little antifreeze also.

    long term effects for severely shaken babies?
    Question:
    i was a premature drug baby (2.5 pounds at birth) at five months old i was still smaller than a healthy newborn, and i was severely shaken by my biological father. my eyes got real screwed up, ive had three surgeries to fix them though one will eventually fail because it is not strong enough, all the muscles and what not that attatch my eyes to my socket were torn when i was shaken. not so cool.... i suffered a subdural hematoma, which nearly killed me, if it werent for my foster family(which is now the only family i know, and are my adoptive parents) i would be dead.my brain was bleeding for about a month and a half before she really noticed soemthing was seriously wrong with me and took me back tot he hospital early, and demanded the doc take a look, took a while but the doctor finally cam in, and i was then rushed three hours away to Doernbeckers childrens hospital in portland, oregon. the doctor there said that the pressure around my brain would ahve killed me within 24-48 hours. i have scars and dents on my head where they drilled four holes to drain and relieve the pressure. i have some pretty aggravating back problems (abnormality in the middle of my back around where i was held during shaking, rotoscoliosis, and spina bifida_ i know spina bifida is a birth defect, and that scoliosis is usually hereditary, but is there any chance it and the abnormality may have been caused my the trauma to my spine? on the xrays of my back scars are visible on my ribs, and i have a scar on my ribs where my biological fathers thumbnail dug into my skin. i can not find a single thing on the long term effects shaken babies have. i know i would sure as hell like to know, seeing as i have that to look forward to in my future... can anyone tell me anything? or lead me in the right direction for some solid information? i am 20 years old now, and am a lucky one. i do have some memory problems, but other than that i dont know of anything else that is connected with shaken baby syndrome. i dont know.. i just wish i knew more about what to expect in the years to come.. by the way, i was shaken to the point of becoming unconscious and then thrown back into my crib (as my bio. father confessed) he said that he had shaken me multiple times that day, because i kept crying (pitiful excuse, this should never happen to anyone...)

    Answer:
    I am very sorry for all that you have gone through. I hope you have received therapy to help you through all of it, it's too much for one to handle all on their own! Maybe you can get answers at these websites, or by emailing links listed on the pages - http://www.dontshake.org/ http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/ shakenbaby/shakenbaby.htm Also, you might see if you can find anything in these books, look for the word prognosis: http://books.google.com/books?q=shaken+baby+syndrome& ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a &um=1&sa=N&tab=wp&oi=property_suggestions&resnum=0&ct=property-re vision&cd=1 http://books.google.com/books?client=firefox-a&um=1&ct=property -revision&q=shaken+baby+syndrome+prognosis&btnG=Search+Books I t is also possible some of your issues stem from your prematurity. You've been through so much! I hope you can heal. Good luck in finding the answers you need.

    simply laugh?
    Question:
    Subject: Some Amusing signs..... Sign in a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT Sign in a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a second-hand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Outside a photographer's studio: OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO Outside a disco: SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME Sign on motorway garage: PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES Sign on a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) Spotted in a toilet in a London office block: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW Sign in a Japanese hotel: SPORTS JACKETS MAY BE WORN BUT NO TROUSERS Sign in Egyptian hotel: IF YOU REQUIRE ROOM SERVICE, PLEASE OPEN DOOR AND SHOUT, "ROOM SERVICE!" In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager." In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday." In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed." In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home." In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work." Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques." In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?" In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."

    Answer:
    hahahahahahaha this is funny.....a little bit long but it doesn't matter .....good one .....................regards pari.....................


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