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- Sherburne County parks chief position falls to budget cutting
Faced with a financial shortfall, Sherburne County is eliminating the job of parks and forestry coordinator.
- Military notes
Army National Guard Pfc. Paul A. Thomas has graduated from basic combat training at Fort Sill, Lawton, Okla.
- Honest (and fast) assessment necessary
I imagine that the Star News was just trying to be cute with the title given to your editorial which appeared in the Nov.
- Man saves fellow hunter in Sherburne Co.
One deer hunter became a hero on opening day after he rescued a man who was stuck up to his chest in muddy water in Sherburne County.
- Whose interests will be represented?
Mr. Boyle's editorial last week, 'Roar of race fans may overcome whine of opposition,' makes a good point about the potential economic development it could bring to Big Lake.
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Adam Kratzke and Emily Lagges were married Aug. 19, 2008, in Duluth. Parents of the couple are Jim and Gail Lagges of Chisholm, and Scott and Mary Kratzke of Big Lake, Minn.
- Fobbe Takes Senate Seat
By Luther Dorr For the first time in 16 years the Princeton area will be represented by a DFLer in the Minnesota Senate next January, although a ballot recount is imminent.
- Three campaign for seat
During candidate endorsement interviews, both parties running for Senate District 16 couldn't help but mention the elephant in the room: Mark Olson.
- Andrews says he can offer voters fresh ideas, willingness to work with others
'I'm very much not a partisan politician,' he said. 'The issues that we face today are so critical we can't approach them as Democrats and Republicans and Independents.
- JM Oil partners with Super America at 2 sites
JM Oil Co. has entered a business agreement with SuperAmerica and will change two of its 15 Central Minnesota stores to reflect the SuperAmerica brand.
- Racetrack presented to Big Lake residents
Even though no official proposal is on the table, concerned Big Lake residents squeezed into the town hall to learn about what a race track would mean for their area.
- The Darnedest Things / Sevenscore and three years ago, what kind of a guitar did Honest Abe play?
WARNING! Cute kid story ahead, from Jill of Arden Hills: "My third-grader, Austin, and I were listening to a Johnny Cash CD in the car.
- Stork Report
Robert Young and Becky Chmielewski of Big Lake, Minn., along with Daniel Chmielewski, announce the arrival of a daughter and sister, Aubrianna Kay Chmielewski-Young. She was born on Aug.
- Anoka County Commishes - A Gluttony Of Waste
The Anoka County Watchdog has oodles of dirt on the good old boys on the Anoka County Commission.
- Steve Andrews
Name: Steve Andrews. Party: DFL. Residence: Big Lake. Occupation: Technology director, Fintegra Financial.
- Responses from Alison Krueger in Senate District 16 race
Name: Alison Krueger Party: Republican Residence: Big Lake Occupation: Self-employed business owner.
- Births 10/15
Noel and Phaedra Schmidt announce the birth of their daughter, Scarlett Elise, Tuesday, Sept.
- Mary Kiffmeyer
Name: Mary Kiffmeyer. Party: Republican. Residence: Big Lake. Occupation: Small-business owner.
- Both Republicans, Democrats hope to add seats in House of Representatives, currently led by DFL
Both Republicans and Democrats hope to add seats in the House, currently primed at 85 Democrats, 48 Republicans and one Independent Republican - the departing Rep.
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what is there to do in big lake minnesota??? Question: so my boyfriend and i are visiting family in big lake (near minneapolis i think) for a week. we were supposed to go to hawaii, but some bad things came up with his fam in minnesota, so now we are going there on 'vacation'. i want to make the best out of a bad situation... its not my dream location for a vacation, so any ideas on fun things to do will help. we are going mid-october. thanks!
i will give points!!!!
Answer:
Big Lake is a small bedroom community about 30 miles nw of minneapolis.It is a pretty boring town that does not offer much, unless you want to shop for furniture as they have a huge furniture store there,also if you want to shop there is the outlet at albertville and that is only a few miles away and they have good outlet stores,Nike,ralph lauren etc ..there are a couple hundred stores.If you are not into shopping ,you are best off comong into the twin cities where there is tons to see and do.Big Lake itself is pretty boring.Good Luck....I live in suburban minneapolis about 20 miles from big lake.
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places for prom near big lake,MN? Question: sooo...for prom i want to go this place called russells on the lake BUT i dont know where we can go after that for like a dance or whatever to actually do something FUN. Any ideas as to where we can go that is close to big lake?? (in minnesota)
Answer:
Club Three Degrees
113 N 5 St
Minneapolis, MN 55403-1604
(612) 781-8488
http://www.dexknows.com/geo/Minnesota/minneapolis/nig ht_clubs.html
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I live in Minnesota, can I put my goldfish in a nearby pond or lake? Question: I live in Minnesota and I have recently accepted two free goldfish from a biology teacher at a local school. I bought a 10 gallon aquarium that I thought I could keep them in with my beta, but I've found out that they don't like the temperature and that they grow too big. I refuse to let them die, but is it okay and safe for the fish for me to take them to a lake nearby and let them free? Do goldfish live in lakes? I've head that they dwell in icy rivers, how about icy lakes? I'm just worried about the winter and I want to make sure they'll have other fishy friends in there. Otherwise, where can I take them?
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I would not let them loose into any waterway, as you could upset the eco-system. Same holds true with letting go crayfish, fiddler crabs, fresh water invertebrates. Perhaps you can find somewhere in your area which actually house goldfish, koi, etc. that people cannot keep anymore. This is usually a manmade lake of some sort. I know we have here in our town. Call your local offices and see if you can find out.
In the alternative, contact your pet shops that sell fish, they sometimes will take them off your hands.
This is just my opinion mind you, and not everyone will feel the same.
I hope this helps. Good luck!! ;o)
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Lake Vermilion Minnesota Fishing? Question: I am going to Lake Vermilion at end of August. Staying on East side of lake by Everetts Bay. Going to try Everetts Bay and Pike Bay for pike and muskie and Big Bay for walleyes. I'm looking for any advice from someone who has fished this lake as it is my first time there. Not looking for general fishing tips. Rather I'm looking for any tips, baits, techniques, hazards and/or any locations specific to this lake. This is my yearly vacation and trying Minnesota instead of my yearly hike to Canada. I'm from Wisconsin and trying something closer to home and no border headaches.Thanks.
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One of the best ways to learn a lake fast is to go with a guide the first time. They have years and years of experience on that particular water, and know tricks you may never think of. Then after a day with them, you can try your own hand at it.
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Where are there mansions/big houses in minnesota? (easy points)? Question: My husband and I are looking for a house, we went from a family of 3 in a medium/larger size apartment to a family of 5, just had twins. My husband plays professional baseball in MN and we are looking for a new house, a bigger house, maybe on a lake, a nice/safe neighborhood for our kids, a large enough yard for the girls to play outside.
Any suggestions?
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1. Lake Minnetonka if you want suburban. Better chance for a yard.
2. City lakes: Lake of the Isles, Lake Harriet or Lake Calhoun if you want urban. Much more for the kids to do in the city, still safe.
Check out www.edinarealty.com. Lots of great schools in both areas.
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Vacationing in Minnesota on a budget PlEASE HELP!!? Question: Let me try to keep the background story short
I grew up taking vacations in Minnesota every summer.. My father was from there, and all his side of the family still live there. Well, dad's been gone since 99, but I still think alot about his big brother and big sister, who still live there (uncle is in Bemidji, where they grew up.. Aunt is near ST. Paul)
anyway, my sis in law (mostly) and I decided we HAVE to get up there this summer, as it's been aLONG time, and my uncle's health hasn't been the best, we don't know how long he'll be around (near 70, already fought cancer)
The problem is, we are VERY low budget.. we don't have much money at all.. we'll be driving (yes, it will still be cheapest...sigh) IT will be three adults (me, brother, sis-in law) and their two kids (ages 4 and 9 months)
I'm especially concerned about lodging... everything is MINIMUM 60$ a night, which adds up quickly.. it would be SO nice to stay on a lake in the Bemidji area for at least a few nights
To be honest, Dad made pretty good money, and we usually would stay at a cozy, rustic resort on a lake (often Cass Lake)
I've been trying to research the resorts, KOA cabins (which seem to possibly be our best bet, financially) etc, etc..
I think we'll need two rooms, unless one room has at least a queen and two single beds, and is rather spacey...
I've been looking at two room options.. I don't mind sharing a room with my 4 year old neice, but WOULD mind sharing a bed.. My nephew will proabably use a travel "Crib" (you know, the fold-n-go playpens that can be used as a crib)
Anyway does ANYONE have any tricks or tips I maybe haven't thought of.. I REALLY want us to be able to afford this vacation!!! Please Help...
Oh, no, we cannot stay with family.. It would be badly imposing, and besides my uncle still lives in the house they grew up in, TINY TINY TINY.. at best, he has one couch...
Camping MAY be an option.. we'd have to rent a roof luggage carrier to be able to bring the gear.. OUr main concern is the amount of mosquitoes and ticks in the summer in that part of the country..and possibly how hard it could be to keep warm at night.. (remember.. Bemidji is not far from the Canadian Border!!)
We're open to just about any lodging option besides staying with family (just isn't an option for various reasons)..
Answer:
I just think you are going to have a tough time finding anything cheap especially on a weekend on a lake in Bemidji. I would try a mom and pop resort. I don't know of one specifically, just start googling. I googled "Lake Resort Bemidji" and various lake cabins came up. Good Luck.
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Moving to Georgia from Minnesota? Question: Me, my husband and 2 kids are planning on moving from Minnesota to Georgia with our 2 cats. We are looking to rent a home in a family-friendly neighborhood that has the best schools, low rent ($1,000 or less). Yes, I know..... I want it all. Who doesn't? Currently, we live in Forest Lake, MN. A small growing town of approx. 4,000 people. Its close to shopping, schools, tight community where you know people from the store and talk. Are their any communities in GA like that?
I also want to know the big differences between MN & GA. Yeah, I know, hot & humid (we get that here) and no smow (can't wait!) I hate the cold!
Any information about Georgia is greatly appreicated!
Thanks!
Me, my husband and 2 kids are planning on moving from Minnesota to Georgia with our 2 cats. We are looking to rent a home in a family-friendly neighborhood that has the best schools, low rent ($1,000 or less). Yes, I know..... I want it all. Who doesn't? Currently, we live in Forest Lake, MN. A small growing town of approx. 4,000 people. Its close to shopping, schools, tight community where you know people from the store and talk. Are their any communities in GA like that?
I also want to know the big differences between MN & GA. Yeah, I know, hot & humid (we get that here) and no smow (can't wait!) I hate the cold!
Any information about Georgia is greatly appreicated!
Thanks!
More info: I have been researching on the web and we are planning on going down there to check it out before we move there. To make sure we like it & such. I have been looking at feyetteville, dunwoody, sandy springs, alpharetta, but need more info PLEASE. Thanks again!
I have been researching on the web and we are planning on going down there to check it out before we move there. To make sure we like it and get the feel for it. I have been looking at feyetteville, dunwoody, sandy springs, alpharetta, stockbridge, marietta, kennesaw, pretty much the suburbs. But I will only have 3 days to check things out and can't hit every place in that short amoun t of time. What are the top one's I should consider? Thanks again!
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Georgia is full of communities like that, except for the Metro Atlanta area! Good luck and welcome--just remember that "y'all" is plural and only use it when talking to two or more people. And don't put sugar on your grits!
PS--The places you list are all in the Atlanta area. Be prepared for heavy traffic--the Interstates in and around Atlanta are notorious--scary if you're not used to it. Also, prices (housing and such) are higher there than in other parts of the state. We're in central GA--convenient to Atlanta & less than 3 hrs. from mts. (north) or beaches (east).
As for movies, don't think "Deliverance"--more like "Doc Hollywood", especially south GA! :)
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what was the weight of the biggest fish you caught? Question: mine was a 32lb. muskie, on 1 of our beautiful lakes here in minnesota, and what a fight it was to get it in the boat, i had help of course. this is where a man comes in very handy. oh, and it was caught 15 minutes after the season opened and i was the only female in our fishing party of 8, beginners luck !!!
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In fresh water, it was an 18 lb. bass in Washington State at a place called Klineline before it got too popular and populated. Before they made it into an actual park I kept messing with it with about an inch of worm strung up thru my hook. It kept slowy biting it down until there was like a nibble left and when I felt it slightly bite I SET THE HOOK! It was great! I caught it just up over some cave, so I was sitting on top of the cave and the bass was back in behind, inside the cave under me.
The largest salt water fish would be a white shark caught in Puget Sound. I was about 20 years old and I hoped it was a grouper, but it was about an 80 pounder. It was frightening but what an experience it was. Did not keep it, but my dad at the time, slit it up the gut and cut the line.
I also caught a 22 lb. halibut off of the Redondo Beach Pier in Washington State, just north of Federal Way I believe. The pier was full of guys fishing for salmon or anything really, and I walked up with my meatcase shelled shrimp---about as big as your middle finger bent, and slid one on my hook. Within about 5 minutes I had something so huge on. When I tried to pull it up, the men would not help me and I was not strong enough. Finally I said "Ok, one of you guys is going to need to be the hero", and one guy walked out saying "No Problem"! He pulled the line up over the dock about 15 feet up or so and then all the men told me that I needed to put it back, blah blah blah. I told them that I was just going to look at it for a while, so they all were jealous, but went back to their fishing. After about 2 minutes I asked my friend to take it in the black garbage bag and put it in my trunk. He did and later that night we had fresh halibut.
There's more but not enough room.
The End!
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Canadians...can I get an honest, unbias hockey power ranking for U.S. states? Question: Can't ask Minnesota, cuz they'll say Minnesota. Can't ask The Great Lake State, cuz we'll say The Great Lake State. Where I live (on Lake St. Clair, half hour north of Detroit) hockey is the biggest sport. It helps growing up on the lake. I am under the impression that Michigan is the biggest hockey state. Minnesota has been known to pump a lot of players into the league, but there's only a marginal difference in the number that they put in the league and Michigan does. The same goes for Massachusetts and New York. Personally, I think Michigan has higher-caliber talent in the league (Modano, Weight, Rolston, Rafalski, Hatchers...etc.) whereas I can only name a few very talented Minnesotans like Zach Parise, but a larger number of average talent than Mich.
Take into account prep, junior, minor, college, and pro hockey, as well as the fans. Please consider MI's economy (ticket sales) too.
My rankings:
1st tier:
Mich
Minn
Mass
NY
2nd tier:
CT
IL
WI
Maine
ND
CO
Either way, go hockey! wooooooooooooooooooooooo
I forgot to mention Pennsylvania. As much as I hate the Pens, I would consider Pennsylvania second tier. Conn. is definitely a hockey state, per capita.
For the same reason, I think Michigan is a bigger hockey state than Minnesota. We have about 5 to 6 million more people than them. Minnesota, by percentage, might be more of a hockey state. In shear numbers, it's Michigan.
Illinois is not so much a hockey state so much as Chicago is a hockey city (2nd tier of course, but they do produce some players). There are a few other states I could have mentioned but ran out of space.
ADD 2 - Thanks a lot for the link to Zam's answer. I've been looking for similar statistics for a long time. He makes a great case.
It may not matter to you, being Canadian, what state is the biggest into hockey, because the biggest of hockey states would be the smallest of hockey provinces. State rivalries in the U.S. are something to cherish.
It is a matter of opinion for the most part, and this question was only posed to spark debate. If the issue isn't a matter, then don't answer it. That's great that you can name more Elitserien and SM liiga teams than American universities. Too bad we destroy each European country. Our contribution to the sport is 2nd only to Canada (approx. 53% of the league is Canadian, 20-25% American) I didn't ask for an international power ranking. I asked for an interstate power ranking. If you're not going to give me your opinion on the matter, then don't give me an unrelated answer. The title "Biggest Hockey State" isn't official, nor does it really matter to me.
Everytime I try to talk to Canadians, why do I get this sense of arrogance and apathy towards US hockey?
ADD #359
LeafsFan - thank you for giving me exactly what I asked for, regardless of your opinion. Good points, I appreciate your perspective.
Let me also add, to address some other points, that Detroit suffers in the same way Boston might with successful teams. Sure the Tigers lost in the World Series a few years back (2006 I think?) and the Pistons haven't won a championship in about 5 years or so, but they are competitive. There is also a very strong support for college sports in Michigan, hockey, football, and basketball alike. There are many more evenly distributed fanbases in Michigan worth watching (or even not worth watching like the Lions, who still have millions of loyal fans for some reason) than people realize.
Answer:
i'll try to find Zam's answer...
it addresses all of this.
it basically said that Michigan was. not just quantity, but quality also (arguably). no disrespect to Minn. but Michigan had the most leagues at the most levels w/ the most participation.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ag bqwmNCRi8yRzW6RhKm77Dty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071017151359AAiWMyO&show= 7#profile-info-3d6336e748e1dab1972f475294efe2a8aa
i THINK this was the question. very good answer. even if you don't agree.
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I have applied to over 300 positions and have yet to get an interview. Why? Question: Here is some of my career experience,
Playwright - Laugh Productions
09-2000 - present
Author of several successful full length musical comedies to include: An Ole and Lena Christmas, Ole and Lena go to Da Lake, The Night Karaoke Died, Not Just Another Class Reunion, Ole and Lena's Big Adventure, In Search of the Big Apple. Mafia Family Reunion: Featured in “Best of the Midwest, Rediscovering the Heartland”, “Minnesota Business Monthly” and other publications.
President/CEO - Oops Dinner Theatre
05/1999 to present
Plan and direct all aspects of an organization's policies, objectives, and initiatives; responsible for
the short- and long-term profitability and growth of the company; expertise in a variety of the
Theatre’s concepts, practices, and procedures; extensive experience and judgment to plan and accomplish goals; lead and direct the work of others, to include both administrative and talent; a wide degree of creativity and latitude in decision making
Answer:
Pehaps your resume needs some help. Be proactive. Don't just email your resume to people, make phone calls and talk to managers. Do research on the places you want to work and be ready to tell them why you'd be a good match for their company.
It is hard to give advise not knowing what you're applying for.
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Land O Lakes American Cheese? Question: I love LOL american cheese. The big 2 lb block. Is it available in ANY other state besides Minnesota?
Answer:
yep we use it in PA
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state slogans...read funny...mine is in here to so dont be mad? Question: Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona:
But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California:
As Seen on TV
Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware:
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia:
Without Atlanta we're Alabama
Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky:
Five Million People; Seven Last Names
Louisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine:
We're Really Cold,
But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:
A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
Michigan:
First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:
Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:
You Want a ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...
North Carolina:
Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota:
We Really are One of the 50 States!
Ohio:
We Wish We Were In Michigan
Oklahoma:
Like the Play, only No Singing
Oregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal
Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:
We Have Never Actually Surrendered to the North
South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:
The Educashun State
Texas:
A Whole 'Nother Country!
Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont:
Yep
Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family -- Really!
Wisconsin:
Come Cut Our Cheese
Wyoming:
Wynot?
Answer:
That was the best laugh I've had all day! Thanks for that list...you are a riot!
addendum....why are people getting mad? I think it's funny as can be! I'm from Ga. and it is funny, ya'll...
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should these be the state slogans? Question: Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona:
But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California:
As Seen on TV
Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware:
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia:
Without Atlanta we're Alabama
Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky:
Five Million People; Seven Last Names
Louisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine:
We're Really Cold,
But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:
A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
Michigan:
First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:
Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:
You Want a ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...
North Carolina:
Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota:
We Really are One of the 50 States!
Ohio:
We Wish We Were In Michigan
Oklahoma:
Like the Play, only No Singing
Oregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal
Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:
We Have Never Actually Surrendered to the North
South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:
The Educashun State
Texas:
A Whole 'Nother Country!
Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont:
Yep
Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family -- Really!
Wisconsin:
Come Cut Our Cheese
Wyoming:
Wynot?
Answer:
wow... thats impressive!
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State Mottos? Question: No offense meant
Alabama - Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona - But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everything.
California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut -Like Massachusetts , Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)
Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes
Sure Are Real Good
Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, (But That's Our Tourism Campaign.)
Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's
Michigan - First Line Of Defense - From The Canadians
Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.
Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada - Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon - Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal
Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee - The Edyoocashun State
Texas - Se Hablo Ingles
Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont - Ay, Yep
Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington - We have more rain than you do
West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin - Come Cut The Cheese!
Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
No, I didn't realize this had been posted recently. It's still funny :)
Answer:
Thanks for the laugh and a half. Now do Canada too!
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Which state..... Cont'd? Question: Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very
Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An
Attorney....
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... and the sheep are scared
Answer:
Rhode Island - Lobsters And Mobsters
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Know your state motto!? Question: Alabama
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona
Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas
Lituracy Ain't Everythang.
California
By 30, Our Women Have More
Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut
Like Massachusetts, only smaller.
Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
And Our Voting Skills.
Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)
Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky
Five Million People;
Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!
Michigan
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota
10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes
Mississippi
Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!
Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada
Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...
And No Right To Self Defense!
North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal
Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee
Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.
Texas
Se Hable Ingles
Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont
Too liberal for the Kennedys
Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington
Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin
Come Cut the Cheese!
Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
Home of Brokeback Mtn.
The District of Columbia
The Work-Free Drug Place!
Answer:
Not mine, but this is one for Maine.
Maine: Where the men are men, and the women are too!
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USA State Mottos? (thank goodness there are only 50 of them!)? Question: Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It-Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney....
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... and the sheep are scared
Answer:
Oregon: More gas station attendants than trees.
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wanna read something fun? find your state and see what is sais? Question: Alternative State Slogans
Alternative State Slogans
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But
Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
Potatoes Sure
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax
Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And
Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To
An Attorney ...
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!!
Answer:
that reminds of this one...
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA WHEN --
1. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell
phone.
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
3. You DRIVE to your neighborhood block party.
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK WHEN --
1. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own
language makes you multilingual.
2. You've worn out a car horn.
3. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN ALASKA WHEN --
1. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
2. You have more than one recipe for moose.
3. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN THE DEEP SOUTH WHEN --
1. You get a movie and bait in the same store.
2. Everyone has 2 first names.
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN COLORADO WHEN --
1. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home, and he stops at the Day Care Center.
2. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a ponytail.
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN THE MIDWEST WHEN --
1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
2. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN FLORIDA WHEN --
1. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
2. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.
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lol State mottos? Question: Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Alaska: Jeez, it's cold.
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: Everything is smaller here!
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Florida: America's wang
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, Not Really, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nebraska: Land of Two Seasons - Winter and Construction
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Hampshire: Just like Old Hampshire, but newer
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Ohio: Where one of your dad's friends lives
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl - It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Vermont: Gettin' busy with New Hampshire since 1791
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wisconsin: Come Smell our Dairy Air
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men (And The Sheep Are Scared)
LOL... i live in VT and what it says is funny!!!!
Answer:
I'm from ##$%##! New Jersey, and it is so ##$%##! true!
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Humorous State Mottos, (or what they should be). ok its time to show americans what their mottos really mean? Question: Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: You Need Our Help Where
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: What Rain?
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!
Answer:
I´m not from the states but I recognised each one from your descriptions. They were all great. Keep up the good work.
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